How to Successfully Mooch Off a Sugar Momma: The Lazy Man’s Guide to the Good Life
By Jessica Hupp
For many men, sugar mommas are the holy grail of women: they’ll support you, want very little to do with you beyond sex, and often take care of themselves quite well. To land one of these gems, you’ll have to be smart about it and separate yourself from the pack. Read on to learn about places you can find one, how to make a sugar momma interested in you, and advice on maintaining your special relationship.
Finding a Sugar Momma
To land a sugar momma, you’ve got to figure out where to find one. These are a few places you’re likely to find one of these urban cougars:
- Cultural and charity events: Women with money generally love culture and philanthropy. Get a piece of charity from one of them by making yourself visible among the socialite set. Whether that means landing an invite yourself, or just playing the part of the cute waiter, get yourself in the door at events to get yourself in front of potential sugar mommas.
- High-end jewelry stores: Another thing well-moneyed women often love is shiny baubles. Pretend to shop there, or even better, land a job working there. You’ll gain knowledge of one of the things she loves and be raised to the level of confidant. You’ll also get her phone number when she completes a sales ticket.
- Country clubs: Country clubs and even yacht clubs are places where weathly women like to hang out. We can probably assume because you’re looking for a sugar momma that you can’t afford to join one of these clubs, but getting in the door as an employee should be no problem. The possibilities here are endless. Being a pool boy, bartender or even a golf caddy all put you in a position to flirt with moneyed women.
- Estate sales and auctions: To find a sugar momma at an estate sale or auction, you have to look further than the one down the street that auctions off old police cars. We’re talking about the high end sales that feature one of a kind antiques and art pieces. You can always get connected by loading a new purchase into her car.
Attracting a Sugar Momma
Once you’ve found a sugar momma, you’ve got some more work to do. You’ve got to make her want you now, although chances are good that if she’s interested, she’ll pursue you. Rich women are used to setting their sights on something and taking it. The key is to make yourself visible and attractive to her. Here’s how:
- Take care of yourself: Although some sugar mommas may see an unkempt man and get the urge to fix him up, it’s more likely she’ll be turned off by your appearance. Dress nicely, get a haircut, even consider getting spa treatments. Remember, you’re not the only man on the hunt for a sugar momma. Make yourself stand out.
- Be youthful: Many sugar mommas are attracted to the youth their less-moneyed partners often bring. So make sure you look young and have a youthful enthusiasm. Of course, don’t go overboard by bringing her to your frat party.
- Be unique: Sugar mommas are used to being approached. Again, remember that you’re not the only one vying for her attention. Do something to differentiate yourself, whether it’s taking up an interesting hobby or just approaching her in a unique way.
- Relate to her: You may be worlds apart, but you’ve got to find a way to get to her level somehow. If you’re at an auction house, ask her what she thinks about the piece that earned the biggest payday. At a charity event, discuss her involvement with the organization. Flirt, be charming, and give compliments. Otherwise, she may not even notice you.
Keeping things going
Maintaining a relationship with a sugar momma can be tricky, but if you follow a few guidelines, you should have success. These are some of the most important:
- Never ask her directly for money: Don’t be crass about money and your special relationship, or you’ll break the illusion and ruin everything. Although the truth may be that you want her money more than anything else, making this point blatantly clear is just plain rude and a turnoff. Instead, lay very subtle hints about what you desire.
- Show her a good time: If you’re not making your sugar momma happy, she’s not going to keep you around very long. Satisfy her desires, keep her entertained, and make sure to always keep her interest.
- Stay classy: Never remind her that most of your polish comes from her money. Rather, present yourself as an equal in a confident manner.
- Make her feel special: Give her what she wants and treat her like the most important woman ever. She’s probably used to buying what she desires, so take care of her in the ways money can’t buy, but also let her nurture you.
By following these steps and guidelines, you should be well on your way to living the good life for free. Just be sure to enjoy it while it lasts.